This scene is basically pornography to me.
It is. It’s word porn. Best intro.
Funny work story! I once had an actor audition for me with this monologue, but he had a lisp on the v-f sounds, so it was PAINFUL.
Time was when I had this monologue committed to memory. Sadly, the Killing Joke monologue seems to have taken its place in my mind.
IF FIRE WERE WATER
NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE
DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE
LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY
WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS
WATER FUN THO




