allesimaginaren:

writerlyn:

primalheart:

kateordie:

This scene is basically pornography to me.

It is. It’s word porn. Best intro. 

Funny work story!  I once had an actor audition for me with this monologue, but he had a lisp on the v-f sounds, so it was PAINFUL.

Time was when I had this monologue committed to memory. Sadly, the Killing Joke monologue seems to have taken its place in my mind.

IF FIRE WERE WATER

the-lone-hunting-detective:

duckiel:

richintheheart:

 

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this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog

everything changed when the water tribe attacked

NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE

DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE

LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY

WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS

WATER FUN THO

Joke of the day.

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

armisael:

is motivation real? has anyone actually seen it

lilmissndn:

Go Tim <3

lilmissndn:

Go Tim <3

bloodysigils:

do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?

captveitingaaron:

i wish there was a netflix for broadway shows

yeezytaughtme:

there are legitimate members of society that believe that you have to be smart to understand the jokes in the big bang theory 

notmydate:

a-scandal-at-baskerville-palace:

Yes
I’ve finally done it
I’ve finally found the screencap that perfectly describes John & Mycroft’s attitudes towards one anotherimage

Yes, perfect.

identicallity:

“You think you’re safe?”             “You were made to be ruled.”